Movie Review: Green Lantern
The Green Lantern film the fans have been waiting for... if it were made for TV 15 years ago.
Hal Jordan (Ryan Reynolds), a brash, talented test pilot, is chosen by an alien force of warriors to become their representative on ...
Movie Review: Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
Did anybody smile in London during the 70′s?
George Smiley, played by Gary Oldman, is forced back from his retirement, to find out who the mole in the Circus is. Alongside Peter (Benedict Cumberbatch) and Mendel (Roger Lloyd-Pack), they start the ...
Movie Review: Young Adult
Fast-food, Diet Coke, the Kardashians, and writing novels for little shits to swoon over.
Charlize Theron stars an alcoholic writer of young adult novels who decides to return to her small-town in Minnesota to win back her high-school boyfriend (Patrick Wilson), ...
Movie Review: Shame
Apparently being addicted to sex isn’t fun. Dammit!
Michael Fassbender stars as Brandon, a sex-addict who is constantly bedding women almost each and every single night. However, his sister (Carey Mulligan) soon comes in to live with him and gets in ...
Movie Review: War Horse
Damn this kid really loves this horse. I mean he reaaaaaaaaaally loves this horse.
This is a tale of a horse named Joey who is remarkable that he starts off just a little guy in England to then be transported off ...
Movie Review: Rampart
White men can’t jump, but they can certainly be corrupt cops.
Dave Brown (Woody Harrelson) is pretty much a huge dick-head. He has two ex-wives that he still somehow lives with, uses women like a new pair of shoes, corrupts the ...
Movie Review: The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Ok maybe I lied, Americans acting like a Swedish people are more effed up.
This is basically the same exact premise as the Swedish original with a young computer hacker, Lisbeth (Rooney Mara) becomes entangled with a journalist, Mikael (Daniel Craig), ...
Movie Review: Hesher
You know that metal head loner who rocks out to Slayer and Metallica all by himself? Well, you should definitely take some life lessons from him some day.
TJ is 13 years old. Two months ago, his mom was killed in ...
Reviews from the Vault: Part 1
Just because a movie review isn't new, doesn't mean you shouldn't get the opportunity to read it and decide whether you want to see the film. Listed below are some quick summaries of movies past, revived from the vault. Click ...
Movie Review: We Need to Talk About Kevin
Kevin is the new Damien.
Tilda Swinton plays Eva, a mother who puts her ambitions and career aside when she gives birth to Kevin. The relationship between mother and son is difficult from the very first years. But when Kevin is ...
