In a web-browsing session this morning, I found an awesome guypothetical situation on a site caclled Asylum.com. They set up a poll and give some reasoning, so I’ll just provide a picture, a link, and the opportunity for you all to weigh in on the topic.

Girl vs Motorcycle-Tank Hybrid

Girl vs Motorcycle-Tank Hybrid

Given the choice, I’d probably go with the motorcycle-tank hybrid. Sure, it’s going to be difficult to do any repairs on the vehicle, but I’m guessing that with such an awesome ride, I’m going to make friends with people who would help me work on it, providing I let them ride it.

The girl? Chances are she’s going to be high maintenance and would probably cheat on me.

{this opinion has nothing to do specifically with the woman pictured – “Cassandra” from Jersey pictured below from Maxim}

Cassandra from Freehold, NJ

Cassandra from Freehold, NJ

Either way someone else is going to be riding the option I choose (as I’m sure it’s been ridden a few times before I’d get it), so I’ll go with the bad-ass motorcycle-tank hybrid. People will be jealous of what I’ve got, but no one’s going to be trying to steal it from me (and if they do, the police will help me get it back instead of just saying I was out of my league).

Leave your comments below. Go vote here to support Asylum.com:
http://www.asylum.com/2010/01/26/sexy-jersey-girl-or-wwii-motorcycle-tank-hybrid/