All guys should have an opinion on the following question:

Ninjas or Pirates – which are more awesome?

For me, as cool as Johnny Depp made swashbuckling, it’s NINJAS all the way.

Stormshadow vs Snake-Eyes. The Legendary Bruce Lee showing people the awesomeness of Asian martial arts. Chuck Norris. The American Ninja series.  Ninja Gaiden. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.  Ninja stars.  Kitana swords.  Blow-dart guns.  Grappling hooks.  Two-toed boots.  Palm climbing spikes.  NUNCHUCKS.  BATMAN (face it, he’s a ninja).

How could I NOT like NINJAS more than Pirates?  What do they have, cannons?  Single-shot pistols / rifles?  Port wenches?  Okay, that’s one thing they’ve got.

I much perfer the shadow warriors, which is why I’m really looking forward to Ninja Assassin – coming out on Thanksgiving.

Normally I’m not a huge fan of bloody, gory movies.  I don’t watch horror flicks – I don’t like seing entrails spilled about, decapitation or other dismembered limbs.  In some cases, I even get physically ill.  For whatever reason, if there’s martial arts involved, I’m cool with it.  In fact, the only thing in Kill Bill that got me a little queasy / naseous / vomitous was a part in the first Kill Bill movie where they seemed to allude to the fact that the bad guys had “taken” The Bride’s baby from her womb.

The commercial promises cool, fire-lit gory action, and much to the surprise of some of my friends – I’m REALLY looking forward to it.

So now all that’s left to do is to ask the question:


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