“Married to baseball” / Having a torrid affair- / With cocaine and booze.

Charlie Sheen is, in a word “married” — married to baseball, as he told TMZ.com.

To prove his fidelity to this fickle life partner he flew in some pals on his private jet for a private chat about the seductress, baseball.

http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/sports/The-Beard-Included-in-Charlie-Sheens-Hot-Stove-116613823.html