As much as you might think it’s a great idea for people to spread the wealth by distributing nude selfies guys receive from their ladies, CollegeHumor came up with a great reason not to share.

When you think about it, the logic is solid. It’s even more believable when delivered by the lovely ladies CollegeHumor put in the video.

Aside from anything I receive on my personal phone, I’ll just stick to my favorite mass-shared, naughty photos: Frisky Friday!