Occasionally a hashtag will show up on Twitter that catches traction and results in some creative, laugh-inspiring tweets. Today’s is #FiveWordsToRuinADate (or alternatively, #RuinADateInFiveWords).
Here are some of my favorites, for those of you who might’ve missed out:
@Popehat: Hang on, that’s mom calling
@itsNitrousOxide: You are like my brother
@the_blueprint: My kids would love you!
@HouseOfHolland: My favourite colour is beige
@MovieTickets: Sorry, I don’t share popcorn
@MichaelPeppard: Theology? Cool! I love rocks.
@timpratt: But I was never convicted.
@lurie_john: oh, thats my Play-Doh dispenser
@bustle: THAT TIME OF THE MONTH?
@ubykotex: I am on my period
@BlakeEpperson: Yes, these are my Crocs.
@SunshineTexan: By the way, I’m married…
@ehdannyboy: Hi! This is my mum
@warriorwoman91: Oh, I forgot my wallet…
@kv8: Hang on, it’s my Catsitter.
@griffinshockey: Sorry, I lost the tickets.
@emmaroller: I’m pretty obsessed with CrossFit
@Stevie11White: You look better in photos…
@1ShadyPete: She dropped all the charges.
@ParkerMolloy: Do you like Huey Lewis?
@MariaFowler: My ex girlfriend is crazy
@mjkspeaks: This server isn’t getting tipped.
@debostic: I tell my mom everything!
@G33kGrrly: Shouldn’t it be Doctor Whom?
@theugliestfraud: Well, speaking as a libertarian…
@scottEweinberg: When is WHITE history month?
@DatPathan: Your friend is so hot
@Popehat: The penicillin cleared it up
@marksluckie: I know. I Googled you.
@scottEweinberg: I am not racist, but…
@PaulPoteet: I’m Chris Hansen with Dateline.
@mjkspeaks: No wonder you are single.
@iNaumanDogar: WE WERE ON A BREAK!
