Occasionally a hashtag will show up on Twitter that catches traction and results in some creative, laugh-inspiring tweets. Today’s is #FiveWordsToRuinADate (or alternatively, #RuinADateInFiveWords).

Here are some of my favorites, for those of you who might’ve missed out:

@: Hang on, that’s mom calling

@: You are like my brother

@: My kids would love you!

@: My favourite colour is beige

@: Sorry, I don’t share popcorn

@: Theology? Cool! I love rocks.

@: But I was never convicted.

@: oh, thats my Play-Doh dispenser

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@: THAT TIME OF THE MONTH?

@: I am on my period

@: Yes, these are my Crocs.

@: By the way, I’m married…

@: Hi! This is my mum

@: Oh, I forgot my wallet…

@: Hang on, it’s my Catsitter.

@: Sorry, I lost the tickets.

@: I’m pretty obsessed with CrossFit

@: You look better in photos…

@: She dropped all the charges.

@: Do you like Huey Lewis?

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@: My ex girlfriend is crazy

@: This server isn’t getting tipped.

@: I tell my mom everything!

@: Shouldn’t it be Doctor Whom?

@: Well, speaking as a libertarian…

@: When is WHITE history month?

@: Your friend is so hot

@:  The penicillin cleared it up

@: I know. I Googled you.

@: I am not racist, but…

@: I’m Chris Hansen with Dateline.

@: No wonder you are single.

@: WE WERE ON A BREAK!