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By age? Condition? / Should a lottery be used? / Let "Stinky" go first.
Some pills, coke and weed. / But, it was for my stripper... / I barely knew her.
What about Biden? / He has kept his mouth foot free. / Well, at least lately.
Prettier in Pink. / For every woman you know- / Two reasons to care. For the second year in a row, NFL players will wear pink to honor Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Starting in Week 4 of the 2010 NFL season, 30 NFL teams will be hosting pregame and in-stadium initiatives to raise awareness about breast cancer. Many NFL players will be getting in on the act as the league has allowed players to wear pink accessories during games.
What kind of discount? / Spontaneous combustion. / The Death Ray Hotel. Guests at the new Vdara Hotel & Spa have complained that the glass skyscraper can magnify and reflect the sun's rays onto an area of the pool at temperatures hot enough to singe hair or melt plastic. It's a phenomenon that some hotel employees jokingly call the Vdara "death ray."
Lingerie Football / Where every player is a: / Marketing Asset. In the tunnels beneath the stadium, the locker room and rituals of the Baltimore Charm -- one of this year's expansion teams in the weird and wonderful Lingerie Football League -- offered a whole new version of pregame festivities. For one, the players in the locker room are buxom young women wearing little more than René Rofé lingerie (tight-tight boy shorts, fringe-cut sports bras), shoulder pads, garters and small helmets with clear plastic visors across the face.
Before this season of "The Amazing Race" even began, many people were already very familiar with Home Shopping Network hosts Brook and Claire, thanks to a video of Claire getting hit in the face with a watermelon while launching it with a slingshot to hit a suit of armor.
Handicap Sticker. / Dead relative loophole closed. / Grandpa's in the trunk. http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/09/26/AR2010092603666_pf.html
Living the down low? Or scurrilous charges? He's too big to fail. http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/09/26/georgia.pastor.sex.charges/index.html?hpt=T2