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Bigger and firmer. / Are those 40 Double D's? / Close, it's 80 large.
Cold food, no toilets. / One phrase that will save the day- / The bar is open!
Pelosi got fired. / Governor Moonbeam is back. / Timmy- keep it stashed.
When you got to go... / Why does the reflecting pool, / seem to be yellow?
A life with purpose. / An 8-legged oracle. / Next stop, Red Wings game!
It's good news, bad news: / Doing great in Chemistry / But, send bail money.
Enhanced performance. / May not run any faster, / But watch his pole vault.
Has stood by her man. / Perhaps a peace offering? / Case of Diet Cokes?
America's mom / and our jive interpreter. / Good night, Barbara...