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Haiku The News: Weiner- Put this behind me
In Haiku The News | By Shad from DC | On June 22 2011 03:14 AM
Just want to move on. / The next step is a book deal. / Bet it's a pop-up.
http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/06/20/weiner.resigns/index.html?iref=allsearch
U.S. Rep. Anthony Weiner's resignation from the House of Representatives will be official Tuesday, according to a statement from his office.
Haiku The News: Weinergate
In Haiku The News | By Shad from DC | On June 2 2011 03:08 AM
You are what you tweet. / Fortunate his name wasn't- / Senator Hugh Jass.
A liberal Democratic congressman who came under fire for a lewd photo that briefly appeared on his Twitter account over the weekend told CNN Wednesday that he ...
Haiku The News: Osama Porn Laden
In Haiku The News | By Shad from DC | On May 15 2011 03:17 AM
Kept it from three wives. / A master....of deception. / He acted alone.
Pornography was found in a raid of Osama bin Laden's compound in Pakistan last week that led to his death, a source familiar with the materials said. The ...
Haiku The News: May the Schwartzel Be With You!
In Haiku The News | By Shad from DC | On April 12 2011 02:42 AM
Charl takes the jacket. / Rory takes the collar and / Ms Day takes the cake.
Charl Schwartzel gave this Masters a finish it deserved.
On an amazing Sunday at Augusta National, where the roars came from everywhere and for everyone and ...
Haiku the News: Escape from the Bronx
In Haiku The News | By Shad from DC | On March 29 2011 02:50 AM
Wild animal. / It seeks to be with its own. / Headed to Wall Street.
Haiku The News: RIP Ms Hilton Wilding Todd Fisher Burton Burton Warner Fortensky Taylor
In Haiku The News | By Shad from DC | On March 23 2011 07:19 AM
Movie royalty. / She was a tad overweight, / but eyes to die for...
Haiku The News: Teeth, who needs ’em
In Haiku The News | By Shad from DC | On March 9 2011 02:17 PM
Love's me, love's me not, / ove's me, ove's me ot, ove's ee / The tooth fairy strikes!
Haiku The News: Who is more addicted?
In Haiku The News | By Shad from DC | On March 3 2011 08:37 AM
Addiction's fierce grip. / Pain, tears, denial, remorse. / T.V. craves Charlie.
Haiku The News: Say it ain’t so, Charlie
In Haiku The News | By Shad from DC | On February 26 2011 01:51 PM
"Married to baseball" / Having a torrid affair- / With cocaine and booze.
Haiku The News: DC Council Chair’s Luxury SUV
In Haiku The News | By Shad from DC | On February 22 2011 04:17 AM
Four thousand a month? / While your furloughing workers? / A black-on-black crime.
