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The House: A Cautionary Tale?
Scott and Kate Johansen (Will Ferrell and Amy Poehler) have been planning their whole lives for their daughter’s moment she goes off to college. However, when the scholarship money falls though, they have to think of something and something quick, ...
Alien: Covenant
It’s basically Jason X, but in space. Oh, wait. Jason X was in space. Never mind. So basically, it’s Jason X.
Bound for a remote planet on the far side of the galaxy so that they can continue on with the ...
LOGAN Review
Not all superheroes have to be nice.
It’s sometime in the near-future and needless to say, the world is not the best place for mutants. Most of them have either been killed, or are so hidden away from society, you wouldn’t ...
SAUSAGE PARTY Review
I prefer my groceries non-verbal and dead, thank you very much.
Frank (Seth Rogen) is a sausage in a grocery store and just like every other product in this grocery store, they all dream of a better life, where they’re picked up ...
10 CLOVERFIELD LANE Review
While on the run away from a failing marriage, Michelle (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) all of a sudden gets into a car accident where, moments later, she wakes up having no clue where she is. All that she does know is ...
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Review
War can be funny, right?
Kim Barker (Tina Fey) works as a boring cable news producer and needs something more out of life. Even though she has a serious relationship with her boyfriend (Josh Charles), it’s still not nearly as fulfilling ...
Dirty Grandpa: De Niro Makes It Work
These younglings don’t know how old-heads get down.
With less than a week to go before his wedding, Jason Kelly (Zac Efron) has good knowledge of how he wants the rest of his life to go down. And even though he’s ...
13 Hours: Bay Takes On Benghazi
Michael Bay: A true American.
On the evening of the eleventh anniversary of the September 11 attacks in 2012, a huge group of Islamic militants were angry and upset for obvious reasons and decided to attack the American diplomatic compound, that ...
Heart Of The Sea: Grueling and Compelling
What a dick, that Moby was.
Owen Chase (Chris Hemsworth) is the first mate of the Essex, a ship that’s set out for the sea where the crew on-board will go hunting whales for oil. While Chase is experienced and inspired ...
The Green Inferno: Another Disturbing Eli Roth Flick
Can’t change the world, unless we change each other. And stay away from cannibals, too.
Young, impressionable Justine (Lorenza Izzo) is currently a freshman at some fancy college in New York City. She enjoys the life she has, but at the same ...
